A Lady In Amsterdam


“Dear Lord, seriously?”

I had just crashed to the floor in the middle of the night. Dreaming of being a gymnast? More like I was unaware my “King Bed” was actually 2 twin beds which had managed to separate in the night. Naturally I haddddd to roll to the middle in my sleep and hadddd to fall in between the two beds. Continue reading “A Lady In Amsterdam”

Legally Blonde… The Ginger Version

“Oh I just love your outfit” the police officer said to me as I placed my belongings into the scanner.

“Gosh thank you – It’s just so fun to wear heels isn’t it?” I replied not even thinking that DUH officers don’t wear heels at work… *Palm to face*

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