“Wellppp… I could either get the gold hedgehog with the pink party hat OR the gold giraffe with the blue party hat”, I thought to myself as I stood in the aisle of Target. Did I come in to get a gold hedgehog from Target? Pshh, don’t be silly! I came in to get pantyhose and left with pug dog salt shakers, a gold hedgehog, a gold pineapple candle and a shirt that says “Namastay in bed”. #SuccessfulAdulting
It had been a rough weekend and after dealing with some sad stuff in my personal life I was more than ready to jet off to London for the day! Continue reading “A Lady In London”
People ask me all the time if I ever date people I meet on planes. The assumption here is that first of all, I meet attractive eligible bachelors and secondly and more importantly, that I’m capable of flirting.
He boarded the plane and I practically had to pick my jaw up off the floor. He was Parisian and James Bond level dreamy. We were just meant to be from the moment I laid eyes on him… or at least that’s what I told myself as I turned the same color as my red dress. Continue reading “My French Boyfriend”
I screeched to a stop in front of the stroller section in the Atlanta airport baggage claim.
“Um hi, I need that stroller right there for a passenger” i breathlessly exclaimed to the very bored looking worker.
“Yea……. we can’t do that, you’re not the owner of the stroller are you?” Side note: apparently I look incapable of owning a stroller?
“We’d like to ask Christena Brooks to stay behind today”
In that moment at the interview to be a flight attendant I was convinced I had done something horribly wrong and so I burst into tears. They led a very snotty Christena to the back room and revealed I had been offered a job offer. Continue reading “I Could Have Had A Baby”
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