Author: twirlingamongroses
The Man on the Plane
Le Tote
Ever seen “Confessions of a Shopaholic”… It’s about a redhead… who is addicted to shopping while simultaneously being THE most spastic person to grace this planet. I know… who knew I had a movie about me 😉
A Lady In Switzerland
“So what are you doing this weekend mom?”
“Well I don’t think I have much going on. What’s up?”
“Go to Switzerland with me!”
A Lady In Amsterdam
THUD
“Dear Lord, seriously?”
I had just crashed to the floor in the middle of the night. Dreaming of being a gymnast? More like I was unaware my “King Bed” was actually 2 twin beds which had managed to separate in the night. Naturally I haddddd to roll to the middle in my sleep and hadddd to fall in between the two beds. Continue reading “A Lady In Amsterdam”
Legally Blonde… The Ginger Version
“Oh I just love your outfit” the police officer said to me as I placed my belongings into the scanner.
“Gosh thank you – It’s just so fun to wear heels isn’t it?” I replied not even thinking that DUH officers don’t wear heels at work… *Palm to face*
Doing My Makeup in the Emergency Room
“Breathe in, breathe out Christena” I murmured to myself. The pain was almost unbearable as I sat on the Emergency Room bed. Slowly reaching into my purse I grasped my makeup bag to survey the damage the 9 hours of crying had done. Brutal… just brutal. Continue reading “Doing My Makeup in the Emergency Room”
Things I Don’t Understand About Adulting
“Wellppp… I could either get the gold hedgehog with the pink party hat OR the gold giraffe with the blue party hat”, I thought to myself as I stood in the aisle of Target. Did I come in to get a gold hedgehog from Target? Pshh, don’t be silly! I came in to get pantyhose and left with pug dog salt shakers, a gold hedgehog, a gold pineapple candle and a shirt that says “Namastay in bed”. #SuccessfulAdulting
A Globetrotters Thoughts on Terrorism
A Lady In London
It had been a rough weekend and after dealing with some sad stuff in my personal life I was more than ready to jet off to London for the day! Continue reading “A Lady In London”
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